1. toburnyourkingdomdown:

    mightequinn:

    Jenny Slate in an abortion romcom? I will be there, day one, front row. Well, not the front row because it distorts the viewing experience, but ja feel.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JENNY!!!!!! GABE!!!!!!!!

    (via cherharrywitz)

     
     
  2. thegrumpyopinionist:

    ruoloc:

    This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

    Um I hate to tell ya but this is  from the Walking Dead season 1 episode 6. It’s a zombie. You can see the AMC logo. 

    (via princessleexxoo)

     

  3. Gonna try smoking through my ileostomy stoma. You know, just to really show cancer who’s in control.

     

  4. typewrittenreality asked: Yooooooooooooo

    I’m feeling rooooowdy on Tumblr tonight.

     

  5. Anonymous asked: Augustus was in remission from Osteosarcoma at the time of the whole cigarette metaphor thing. The cigarettes were suppose to represent his control over his cancer.

    YES BABY. LET IT BEGIN.

    Here’s the deal. There isn’t control over cancer. Especially as a young person, the harsh reality is that remission is likely a temporary experience. Though my loss of control via cancer generally represents itself through my total loss of bowel function.

     

  6. msdisneyqueen:

    daniyell:

    Fucking smoke that cigarette Augustus. Who gives a fuck? You didn’t give yourself cancer by smoking, you’re like 16 or some shit. God took a dump on your life and mine. Blow some smoke in that cocksucker’s face.

    God, you should read it, you’d fucking lose it. I spent a few hours…

    It just seems so insufferable! I’ve never been huge into YA lit. I’ve already got a 15 year old sister in the household, so I try and let her hold down the teenager fort. And I know write what you know is kind of a douchey rule, but I don’t know if I can handle the perspective of a young woman’s cancer experience as written by some youtuber dude.

    Glad he’s carving out a large cancer friendly audience for my future works though. 

     

  7. I want anon hate from The Fault in Our Stars stans. More than almost anything.

     

  8. Fucking smoke that cigarette Augustus. Who gives a fuck? You didn’t give yourself cancer by smoking, you’re like 16 or some shit. God took a dump on your life and mine. Blow some smoke in that cocksucker’s face. 

     

  9. I don’t care. I’m going to see that movie The Other Woman and have the best time doing it.

     

  10. "I’m self-sufficient. I spend a lot of time on my own and I shut off quite easily. When I communicate, I communicate 900 per cent, then I shut off, which scares people sometimes."
    — Björk (via stockholmtoast)
     

  11. I just found and watched an episode of Friend Zone on MTV. I did not know this was an actual show. I can’t even really express what I just experienced.

    I left my body.

     

  12. Improvement!

    Gross cancer butt chronicles.

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  15. Could have used a heads up.

    Grossness about my cancerous butt ahead.

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